Valentime competition

What becomes of the broken hearted 
Who had love that's now departed? 
A random meeting? 
Wonderful until... 
A Tinder hook up that went from awkward to awful very quickly 
A present that was seriously 'what the ****' ?
Make us laugh 
Make us cry 
Make us want to hear more

In Melbourne?
I've organised a competition to win one of my scribbles at Neighbourhood Books in Westgarth. 
In 25 words or less (because if it is good enough for Iggy Pop then it it it good enough for you too) tell us about the worst Valentine 's day you ever had.
Send to hello@neighbourhoodbooks.com with the subject line "VALENTIME'
The entrants will be judged by Leni and Liam from the shop and the winner will receive my piece of art entitled 'Be My (Blue) Valentine'